This is Adwaita. (I mean the turtle, not the guy.) He was born in 1790 and died in 2006. WHAT THE HELL? So amazing. I respect that turtle more than I respect all humans combined.




Btw, if there are any Asian pornstars dying to find out what my sense of humour is like, then here you go. This is stuff that I can't stop laughing at:

Jesus fucking Christ I can't breathe. AHAHAHAHAAhjkshaKJdks

This is how I've chosen to spend my night.