Don't know where this song came from. But here it is. And it's beautiful so that's okay.

The last blood. What the hell does that mean? Do you know? I don't know.

Last night I spilled wine all over my t-shirt and then took pictures of myself with my webcam. I always do that after spending the entire night from 9.30 PM to 7.30 AM doing completely pointless things, watching porn and writing porn and hula hooping. I kind of like the pictures because they don't look like me. If they were my WANTED posters no one could find me and I would just take it easy in Mexico.

The person in the snapshots could really be anyone. Winston Churchill. Freddie Mercury. Ke$ha. Anyone.

So anyway, this is for you police officers, to use after my first crimes are committed and I'm a thousand miles away from here.

Noun

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hula-hoop - plaything consisting of a tubular plastic hoop for swinging around the hips plaything, toy - an artifact designed to be played with