Life is a disappointment, I want my money back

Society... I am declaring war

The truth is, I rather get high alone than go down with you. Suck this, fuckers.

And the voice says: KILL

Dear friend,

I crown myself the greatest living mindfuck.

What a dull sentence. I'm tired of dull 'trendy' sentences - they are everywhere. Places like Tumbrl (or Tumblr, who knows, who cares) are made of those sentences, and hipsters EAT them to live.

I'm tired of hipsters. I'm tired of a lot of things.

I should sleep.

Yesterday, I was on a bus, dreaming, and then I noticed a girl sitting in front of me. I liked her neck. I wish I could have bitten it.

I wish someone bit my neck. I'm sure it would feel funny, and probably kind of orgastic as well.

Love always,
Garlie

I like Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban because it doesn't contain all that boring Voldemort crap. The Prisoner of Azkaban is about Remus Lupin, which means that it's about sex and homosexuality. And Snape is raging, which is erotic too.

Went out and rode my bike in furious rain. I've heard that you shouldn't bicycle under a thunderstorm - lightnings are interested in bikes and I am a man of implausible odds. But luckily I'm not that into safety or other useless stuff. So I just biked around and listened to Fleet Foxes and felt wet, numb, and nearly happy.

Nearly.

I wish I was socially capable. I wish I knew how to laugh at jokes that aren't funny. I wish I always knew what to say when people tell me things that don't mean a thing to me. I wish I was witty when my neighbours tell me trivial details about other neighbours.

When I talk to people, I very rarely have anything to say. It's simply because people are so incredibly boring. School, work, relationships - I just really don't care. I'm not interested in those things. I don't think that those things are important, usually. Pain is important. The universe is important. Cows are important, existence is important, love is important, death is important, war is important, anger is important, future is important, thinking is important, music is important. I wish people had something to say about things that matter.

Thankfully I don't usually have to talk to people at all.


('Important' - it starts to look and sound weird when you repeat it. Important. Important. Im-portant. Im-port-ant. Import-ant. Ant.)



There are over 10,000 species of ants. Fascinating. I like ants.