I wish I was socially capable. I wish I knew how to laugh at jokes that aren't funny. I wish I always knew what to say when people tell me things that don't mean a thing to me. I wish I was witty when my neighbours tell me trivial details about other neighbours.

When I talk to people, I very rarely have anything to say. It's simply because people are so incredibly boring. School, work, relationships - I just really don't care. I'm not interested in those things. I don't think that those things are important, usually. Pain is important. The universe is important. Cows are important, existence is important, love is important, death is important, war is important, anger is important, future is important, thinking is important, music is important. I wish people had something to say about things that matter.

Thankfully I don't usually have to talk to people at all.


('Important' - it starts to look and sound weird when you repeat it. Important. Important. Im-portant. Im-port-ant. Import-ant. Ant.)



There are over 10,000 species of ants. Fascinating. I like ants.