I LOOK SO GOOD

AT THE MOMENT I LOVE LOVE LOVE MYSELF



BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, FUCKERS




Edit (two days later): When did I write this? Was it really me? What the shit?

Spending the night watching porn

It's funny that I actually know James Dean personally. I just spent 2 hours and 5 pages with him. He couldn't believe when I told him he was dead. Maybe he isn't.


To those who've heard about my death: it's not true. It never will be. I'm standing by your side. Just open the book.

Hello

Life is strange.

I'm figuring things out. It's all clear now.

My neck hurts.

I don't know. My nose is incredibly cute.

MÄ ALOIN DEITTIÄ TUIJOTTAA EI TULE TEEVEESTÄ MUUTAKAAN. Oh Gimmel. Oh 2002. Oh childhood.

Strange people (my mother's friends) entered our house and had dinner with us. It was very difficult for me to concentrate on the eating event, so at some point I noticed that I hadn't used my fork at all. I'd been eating like a pig all the time. Then I just kept it up, cause, well, why not?

It's interesting how little my parents tell about me to their acquaintances. They ask me "Do you have any hobbies?" and my mother says "No." It's almost like I'm some kind of family secret or something. I guess it's understandable. I mean there isn't that much to say about me. My parents don't even know how I spend my nights. They have no idea what I'm doing. I like that.

I'm eating vegan kebab at the moment. I fucking love eating. I love drinking too. Someday I'll buy a motorbike.

I'm still living the way I lived as an 11-year-old. I guess I'll never move out of this house.



Literature needs BALLS. Literature needs YOUTH.

So, if you have these things, start writing. Don't wait till you're 35 and "more mature" - ugh.

I've posted this one before (actually just 3 days ago) but I gotta do it again.


Because when I talk about revolution, this is what I mean:

BE a bisexual vegetarian weirdo with weird clothes and a strikingly red hair! FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A lesson I learned five years ago. A lesson I'll never forget.

My future is bright.

Considering the fact that I have zero friends, zero lovers and zero phone numbers, no job and no education, I am actually very happy.

Just wait for me. Just wait.