I'd like to personally meet a person with a Mark Twain style moustache

Many people choose to stop caring about others. They are all cowards. Walking towards pain always takes courage, and empathy means walking towards pain. But it's worth it, and it's heroic. Take the risk.

It's hard to stop giving too much, and maybe you shouldn't

A poem

My family was eaten
by a woman who looked a lot like Kate Bush.
I'd love to be a policeman
but I wouldn't be able to stand the other policemen
so I guess that's never going to happen

Most people are really bad at being rude. When you do it right, it should be so brilliant and amusing that it almost feels like a compliment

When it comes to every person I encounter, I'd like my philosophy to be "Give them a chance." Why is giving a chance so fucking hard?